What you don't want to do is call your blog Daily Takes and then don't blog for a month. - Fraley

Wait, this isn't a gay bar! - Fraley

The brunettes are just contributors. - Steve Egg

But the Dems are in total disarray. - Anonymous

I'm braving it. - Cindy K.

He got rid of his porn star mustache. - Anonymous

How do you know what his underwear looks like? - Nick

I hate politicians! - Fraley

This drink constitutes my entire recreational budget. - J. Gravelle

I'm just all over. - Chris from Racine

I'm authorized to dispose of any unused drugs. - J. Gravelle

Stop calling me mom! - J. Gravelle

Mommy, when can I go to one of these? - Chris from Racine

We just have to make sure the place is clean and the bar is stocked. - Jimi

When am I going to need Nick in the kitchen? - J. Gravelle

I'm going to move on to someone else now. - Miss Ally

He could never go through child birth. - Nick

You don't want to be a white guy in an Asian prison. - Asian Badger

I'll do you a favor and not write that one down. - Nick

You're talking about a three way switch, right? - The Chad

Who's got the bigger penis? - The Chad

Maybe they're doing it a lot. - Miss Ally

It's like being naked with your clothes on. - Asian Badger

You're not funny. You're a libertarian. - Asian Badger

These old bitches would never have a chance. - Miss Ally