Because our normal scribe, Fred, wasn't at Drinking Right last night, I had to serve as the emergency bar room stenographer.  Here are your DRQ's from last night:

We'll hum the theme to Jeopardy. - Tom

We had to tell him who Cliff Clavin was - Leah

Awwwwwww. - Everyone

I'm already a little queasy, thank you. - Chris

Yes we can! - Leah

What is "The Best Boy"? - Sam

Here I thought I was original - Nick

I peaked with the urology channel. - Tom

He's this big around anyway. - Chris

Wearing a wedding ring. - Anonymous

Little one. - Chad

I am a jelly donut! - JFK

Reading a contract is like reading Shakespeare. - Sarah

I actually agree with Nick on this one. - Chris

Hugging you goodbye would be a lot more fun if you didn't turn around. - J.