Because our normal scribe, Fred, wasn't at Drinking Right last night, I had to serve as the emergency bar room stenographer.  Here are your DRQ's from last night:

We'll hum the theme to Jeopardy. - Tom

We had to tell him who Cliff Clavin was - Leah

Awwwwwww. - Everyone

I'm already a little queasy, thank you. - Chris

Yes we can! - Leah

What is "The Best Boy"? - Sam

Here I thought I was original - Nick

I peaked with the urology channel. - Tom

He's this big around anyway. - Chris

Wearing a wedding ring. - Anonymous

Little one. - Chad

I am a jelly donut! - JFK

Reading a contract is like reading Shakespeare. - Sarah

I actually agree with Nick on this one. - Chris

Hugging you goodbye would be a lot more fun if you didn't turn around. - J.

Did you miss last night's Drinking Right?  Don't worry, my spy J. Gravelle was transcribing the entire event.  You can see it here.

What you don't want to do is call your blog Daily Takes and then don't blog for a month. - Fraley

Wait, this isn't a gay bar! - Fraley

The brunettes are just contributors. - Steve Egg

But the Dems are in total disarray. - Anonymous

I'm braving it. - Cindy K.

He got rid of his porn star mustache. - Anonymous

How do you know what his underwear looks like? - Nick

I hate politicians! - Fraley

This drink constitutes my entire recreational budget. - J. Gravelle

I'm just all over. - Chris from Racine

I'm authorized to dispose of any unused drugs. - J. Gravelle

Stop calling me mom! - J. Gravelle

Mommy, when can I go to one of these? - Chris from Racine

We just have to make sure the place is clean and the bar is stocked. - Jimi

When am I going to need Nick in the kitchen? - J. Gravelle

I'm going to move on to someone else now. - Miss Ally

He could never go through child birth. - Nick

You don't want to be a white guy in an Asian prison. - Asian Badger

I'll do you a favor and not write that one down. - Nick

You're talking about a three way switch, right? - The Chad

Who's got the bigger penis? - The Chad

Maybe they're doing it a lot. - Miss Ally

It's like being naked with your clothes on. - Asian Badger

You're not funny. You're a libertarian. - Asian Badger

These old bitches would never have a chance. - Miss Ally