What you don't want to do is call your blog Daily Takes and then don't blog for a month. - Fraley

Wait, this isn't a gay bar! - Fraley

The brunettes are just contributors. - Steve Egg

But the Dems are in total disarray. - Anonymous

I'm braving it. - Cindy K.

He got rid of his porn star mustache. - Anonymous

How do you know what his underwear looks like? - Nick

I hate politicians! - Fraley

This drink constitutes my entire recreational budget. - J. Gravelle

I'm just all over. - Chris from Racine

I'm authorized to dispose of any unused drugs. - J. Gravelle

Stop calling me mom! - J. Gravelle

Mommy, when can I go to one of these? - Chris from Racine

We just have to make sure the place is clean and the bar is stocked. - Jimi

When am I going to need Nick in the kitchen? - J. Gravelle

I'm going to move on to someone else now. - Miss Ally

He could never go through child birth. - Nick

You don't want to be a white guy in an Asian prison. - Asian Badger

I'll do you a favor and not write that one down. - Nick

You're talking about a three way switch, right? - The Chad

Who's got the bigger penis? - The Chad

Maybe they're doing it a lot. - Miss Ally

It's like being naked with your clothes on. - Asian Badger

You're not funny. You're a libertarian. - Asian Badger

These old bitches would never have a chance. - Miss Ally

Sorry for the lack of updates, but my girlfriend and I were in sunny Mexico enjoying the warm air and good food.  But, we got back on Saturday, which is just in time because this Tuesday January 13th is the first Drinking Right of 2009!  So come on out to Papa's Social Club on 78th and Burleigh starting at 7 PM!

And if you didn't have a chance to make it to the Cheddarsphere Christmas Party, you can find pictures from the event as well as predictions for the new year which were submitted during the party at Real Debate Wisconsin.